I was going to save this until morning, but wanted to get it out while the images are still fresh in my mind (and taste still fresh in my mouth - ha!). If you read yesterday’s Prospect of the day, you’ll remember I had a date last night with a hot, innocent-looking babe from Amateur Match.

Well I got the Pub about 15 minutes early and figured I’d scope out the scene, tag any backup plans in case this girl didn’t work out and have myself a pint to get started, but this chick ruined that plan. She was already there, sitting alone at the bar, keeping to herself and timidly glancing at the door in my direction. She knew what I looked like since we obviously both have pics in our online profiles (here’s a tip for you guys not having luck at online dating sites; photos are a MUST in your profile to get responses from the ladies - otherwise it’s like fishing without bait).

She smiled when I came in and what a beautiful smile it was; photos didn’t do this girl justice. We talked, got some drinks and some dinner. I’ll say it again, I LOVE Irish Pub food! I couldn’t get her to do any irish Car Bombs with me as she said she tried them once and spent the night puking, but no big deal as she was very very into ‘ol Jake. When the music started to get loud and the place filled up, I suggested we head back to my place (but was open to hers as well) to watch a movie and continue our night. She though about it for, oh, 3 seconds and said sure let’s go.

We got back to my place and had a few more beers and just like that, started making out on the couch and our clothes were on the floor really quick. I made her stand up and spin around for me to get a better look at the goods, and she definitely didn’t disappoint. The action got hot and heavy and I knew for a fact this girl didn’t “just want to be friends” - if you catch my drift.

I could go ahead and give you the details but why don’t you just use your imagination for a change. This girl had made the repeat list already but her final words before passing out in ecstasy were ‘next time at my place I’ll show you my cheerleader outfit’. You know Jake likes him some cheerleaders, dang!

Later players,