Hey guys and gals (mostly guys!),

You are probably wondering what Good ‘Ol Jake has been up to since my last post. I promised to chronicle my daily adventures for your viewing pleasure and well, quite frankly, I haven’t lived up to that promise by not posting anything at all for the past 18 days. My sincerest apologies, but I have GOOD REASON! I’ll tell you all about it now.

First off, I decided to hit Hollywood, FL and attend a show/party called Internext. Why would a guy like me pay $300 to atend such a show? My reasons were two-fold. First off, I wanted to get to meet the guys who run the sites I use to pickup face-to-face and tell them thanks for making it sooooo easy for me to get laid! All the top programs had their guys at the show, like Fling, Amateur Match, Adult Friend Finder and XXX Blackbook. Second, what better place to try my game than in an open-bar environment filled with hot, horny pornstar chicks!

I knew this was going to be a good trip the moment I stepped on the plane. I F’N HATE airports in the USA and their backwards, inefficient way of doing things; but hey, I need to get where I’m going, right? Luckily I had a red-eye flight, so the airport wasn’t crowded and I breezed through. My first practice round at the bar near my gate where I sat down for a heavy Long Island. The chick working the bar at this hour was probably near MILF status, she had to be at least 30. She sat and flirted with me and even gave me a free shot. Problem was, by the time she’d be off her shift I’d be well on my way to Florida. Game-killing news. I made thebest of things though and got her digits, for future use. You just KNOW a girl working the airport bar in her Thirties is game for some hardcore fucking action!

NOW BOARDING! Time for me to hit the head and hop on my seat. I’ve never flown first class in my life, so I’m sued to the lame leg room and cramped space that is coach, but I managed to luck out here; the flight was half-empty, allowing me to take up a full row to myself! Excellent. Now on to my next item of business, to chekc out the talent. No one caught my eye on the plane, however there was one flight attendant who I’d let suck my dick. After a few $5 mini-bottles of Jack, that is. Ever since security once confiscated my cell phone for a few naked photos on it, I’ve only brought my phone with me in my luggage; so unfortunately you aren’t gonna get any pics of this chick, but you’ll have to elt my words paint you a picture. She was probably about 5′8″, looking tired like this was the last shift of her night. I’d guess she was maybe 28-29, slim and African American. I’m personally not big on the black girls, but hey what the hell, I’m on vacation right? I love their little flight attendant skirts and pantyhose and she looked good in it; my only complaint was her breasts were a little on the small side, her shirt was buttoned all the way up to the top (sign of a prude!) and her face was maybe a 5/10.

I kicked back and bought myself a 2-pack of Jack Daniels along with a Sprite Zero mixer (gotta save those calories where you can!). Soon enough, the black attendant comes back along and sits in the row beside me, staring my way. I decide to ask her for another 2-shot round, and offer her one. She says she can’t because of airline regulations blah blah blah. This is looking like a failure. She brings my drinks and sits back down and starts some small talk, asking where I’m going and what I’m doing. I have an option to make here; lie and make up some bullshit she *might* like to hear, or tell her the truth and risk her freaking out at such a ‘pervert’. If there’s anything I’ve learnt, more chicks are into ‘perverts’ than you would think!

I tell her about the show I’m heading to and she simply states ‘wow, that sounds like a fun time!’. She asks if I produce any porn and I say not professionally, but I have my own private video collection. She smiles wryly. Ok, things are picking up now, as she just gave me what is known as a ‘green light’. I ask if she wants to come sit beside me and she immediately does. We start caressing each other and I ask her about the Mile High Club. She says she’s thought about it before but never went through with it. I tell her I’ve just never been in the right situation (a blatant lie), until now. We look around and everyone is pretty much asleep or not paying attention in our direction, except for another male flight attendant who is staring our way. We start making out and fondling each other and I undo my pants to give her easy access. I didn’t plan to be able to fuck with this dude watching, but I’d sure as hell take a blowjob! That’s just what i got; she wouldn’t take her clothes off and was scared of being caught, but I fingered her and rubber her breasts through her shirt and then guided her head down to my ‘head’.

Long story short, I busted a nut down her throat and she went off to the restroom. I pretended to fall asleep while she was gone and kept my eyes closed til it was time to get off (the plane, not me again haha). I gave her a quick smile as I left the plane, thinking this was going to be a hot time in Miami for sure!

I’ve gotta get caught up on some emails and shit now though, so let me continue the story later on today. Check back for the rest of my hot, steamy adventure in the hottest town in the USA (not to mention a bunch of pornstar action).