It’s been a minute since I’ve had the chance to write about any fo my latest adventures (and there have been plenty!) but Jake is getting into some big business things and unfortunately my blog has been pushed to the side.

Fear not, as I’ll be back soon sharing the stories and tips to meeting women you came here for.

NOTE: I’ve taken my eBook offline, so I hope you had a chance to grab it while it was free. If not, you haven’t been following my lessons - the early bird gets the worm (and the woman)! As I always say:

HE WHO HESITATES, MASTURBATES.

Later Y’all,

Hey players,

I know it’s been awhile since I’ve written but I’ve been busy with a million things and between the ladies and making myself coin to keep up with my lifestyle, unfortunately some things have to be sacrificed.

With that said, I figured I’d give you all a little gift; my very first e-Book!

Download it, read it and put it into practice and you’ll have women eating out of your hand (or licking off yo dick) immediately!

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Enjoy!

If you haven’t already read them:

Part 1 - Has Jake Been Kidnapped and Used as a Sex Slave?

Part 2 - Where Has Jake Been? Off Meeting More Women Of Course!

Now dear readers, we continue onwards with part 3 of my story. Friday afternoon I woke up feeling great and went down near the pool where some company was serving up delicious frozen smoothies (alcoholic of course!) in yard-stick type plastic glasses; you know the kind we used to chug beer out of at college parties. Anyhow, a few of those and my breakfast was complete and it was time to turn my attention back to the ladies. Remember, if you have an empty stomach your game won’t be 100%; so feed that beast you call a belly.

I flirted here and there but spent most of my time in the pool, not fidning any true targets. I did score myself an invite to a special boat party for later in the night though, where the chicks should be undoubtedly easy to score with. If I’m on the cruise, they will think I’m some VIP (we know girls, even moreso with porn chicks, are into VIps and money) and it should be easyyyyyyy.

Time rolls along until I go get pimped out for the cruise. This ship is sailing out into international waters, so worse case if the girls aren’t biting I’ll take some cash and hit the Blackjack and Craps tables and make it profitable. After what seems like forever, going through lines, security checks, etc… the ship sets sail and I wander around to see who made it on board.

I found who I was going to spend my night with, 1of 4 body-painted Miami babes:

Hot, Body-Painted Internext Babes

Not the hottest girls around, but you know they are paid to be there and they are wearing body paint, so that’s points in my book. I particularly found the tall blond on the right to be attractive, as I’m a tall guy myself at 6′3″ and though spinners are always fun, sometimes a girl who actually has to kneel to blow me is a nice change of pace.

I tried to get ‘Becky’ (names changed to protect the innocent LOL!) to have some shots with me, but she said she was working and couldn’t. I decided to throw out the VIP card and told her ‘Listen, I’m a top affiliate here and my rep said his girls were at my service. The least you can do is have a drink with me.’ Seems that’s all she needed to hear, because after an ‘oh, really?’ she was at the bar pounding Tequila and flirting openly.

We checked out the band for a bit and then I told her, let’s go check out the dance floor at the back of the boat, hoping it’d be secluded. There weren’t many people, but enough to ruin my chance at privacy. She grabbed my hand and dragged me ot the dance floor and we grinded away for about an hour. At this point I knew we maybe had an hour and a half left before we’d be back at port and have to get off, so I knew it was now or never.

I told her to come with me, I had a surprise for her, and brought her to a dark cabina room I had seen on our way to the bar. It was empty, had a small table and would fit perfectly. We stepped inside, I closed the door behind me and started making out with her. She said she liked it in that dark, scary setting and we started carressing each other’s genitalia. At this point I know I’m in, so I flip her over, unzip my pants and ask her how badly she ‘wants is’. She wants it really bad, apparently.

I slide a jimmy on (remember kids, always protect your manhood) and go to town, pulling back on her hair and jack-hammering her sweet love hole. She cums twice almost right away; seems our earlier grinding had her firing on all cylinders. She yells for me to stick it in her ass and I slowly oblige, trying to get my thick dick inside her tight virgin asshole. Another orgasm comes and then suddenly, a knock on the door. I whisper for her to stay quiet, pull up my pants and answer it. Some guy said he heard screaming in here and I let him know I’m having some private fun and to get lost. He asks if he can have a turn and I figure, you know what, why not? I step out and walk back to the bar area, as he proceeds to have some fun I assume. Didn’t see him or her ever again.

The boat docked and we shuttled back to the hotel, where it was some Jacuzzi time and then bed. I wasn’t really up for more without a little rest first, after going fast and furious on that body-painted chick.

I was going to save this until morning, but wanted to get it out while the images are still fresh in my mind (and taste still fresh in my mouth - ha!). If you read yesterday’s Prospect of the day, you’ll remember I had a date last night with a hot, innocent-looking babe from Amateur Match.

Well I got the Pub about 15 minutes early and figured I’d scope out the scene, tag any backup plans in case this girl didn’t work out and have myself a pint to get started, but this chick ruined that plan. She was already there, sitting alone at the bar, keeping to herself and timidly glancing at the door in my direction. She knew what I looked like since we obviously both have pics in our online profiles (here’s a tip for you guys not having luck at online dating sites; photos are a MUST in your profile to get responses from the ladies - otherwise it’s like fishing without bait).

She smiled when I came in and what a beautiful smile it was; photos didn’t do this girl justice. We talked, got some drinks and some dinner. I’ll say it again, I LOVE Irish Pub food! I couldn’t get her to do any irish Car Bombs with me as she said she tried them once and spent the night puking, but no big deal as she was very very into ‘ol Jake. When the music started to get loud and the place filled up, I suggested we head back to my place (but was open to hers as well) to watch a movie and continue our night. She though about it for, oh, 3 seconds and said sure let’s go.

We got back to my place and had a few more beers and just like that, started making out on the couch and our clothes were on the floor really quick. I made her stand up and spin around for me to get a better look at the goods, and she definitely didn’t disappoint. The action got hot and heavy and I knew for a fact this girl didn’t “just want to be friends” - if you catch my drift.

I could go ahead and give you the details but why don’t you just use your imagination for a change. This girl had made the repeat list already but her final words before passing out in ecstasy were ‘next time at my place I’ll show you my cheerleader outfit’. You know Jake likes him some cheerleaders, dang!

Later players,

Good morning players (or good night for those of you pimps who are just getting to bed after a hot date?),

I thought I’d take a few minutes to update you on my prospect of the night. I found Jennifer on Amateur Match and have been exchanging messages back and forth for about two weeks now. Yesterday, she finally sent me her telephone number and we chatted for about two hours. Why would I put so much time into this? Check out her photo and you tell me:

Jennifer from Amateur Match has a sexy tight body

Yeah, this 24 year old hottie is stunning and beautiful, while having that innocent ‘good girl wants to be naughty’ look. To top it off, she truly is a girl next door as she only lives a few blocks from me! That’s one of the great Amateur Match features, they can really zero in on local matches for you, based on distance.

Anyhow, we are heading out to a pub tonight for some drinks and dinner (I just LOVE pubs! This girl is scoring points already), so I’ll give you the full scoop tonight or tomorrow (if all goes well, definitely tomorrow!).

‘Til later,

Good morning pimps,

How was your Saturday night? If you weren’t out getting some booty, you haven’t been paying attention. Actually, if you haven’t I’m going to stop you right now. I want you to stop what you’re doing immediately and take my advice:

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Ok, now that you’ve done that - read on.

I found a little hottie on her webcam last week and sent her some messages but got no replies. That’s ok, it’s a numbers game anyways. Send out 10 messages on a site like this and you know one or two will actually hit you back. Anyhow, this chick Lisa, finally did write me back to my surprise yesterday morning. I didn’t even remember sending her anything, but once I checked her profile out it refreshed my memory.

Anyhow, she had decided on going to a movie to checkout Tropic Thunder. I’m a fan of all three main actors, so I figured why not, if I didn’t get any action later at least I saw something I liked. We met up, she did show up ten minutes late which irked me, but I forgave her when I saw the assets she was carrying. Typically, don’t wait more than 15 minutes on a hookup, if she doesn’t show she either won’t, or it’s her problem to get there on time.

Anyhow I managed to snap a nice cellphone shot with her right in front of me; you can see what assets I mean:

Nice huh? I thought so. My only concern now was getting to set them free before the night was over.

We watch the movie and enjoy a few laughs, and flirt innocently but no theatre action by any means. Once it’s over, she asks, ‘Hey, do you have to go home or do you want to come over to my place, I can make you dinner?’ What do you think I did. Not only would that bring me a step closer to those beautiful mountains she calls breasts, but free food to boot.

She cooks up some delicious chick alfredo while I get to work opening a bottle of wine I purchased along the way and pouring us both a glass. To loosen her up and get the mood flowing in the right direction. The trick to wine is, you want her to loosen up, but not to get drunk on it or the chances she’ll fall asleep/pass out are pretty high with a lot of chicks. Having it with dinner makes it seem classy and she won’t think you’re trying to get her drunk either.

Well, after dinner and some more flirting, we get together on the couch and start making out. She rejects my early attempts to unbutton her top, but it’s not because she doesn’t want me to I soon find out but she prefers to do it herself. She gets up and starts a strip-tease for me, letting me bask in all her natural beauty.

You can probably guess where we go from there. On the couch, then onto her living room floor and finally the bedroom, this girl not only looks delicious but tastes delicious as well! You got to love that fresh, young taste (she’s 22) when they haven’t been with too many guys before as I suspect she hasn’t. This girl wasn’t too freaky, but that’s ok as some hard pounding of a fresh, tight pussy and getting some nice head is just perfect I definitely will see this chick again, the only problem I might have is how to break to her I’m not seeking a relationship, as she seems to be that kind of girl (who doesn’t play the field but likes one guy at a time).

In the end, thumbs up XXX Blackbook you have paid for my membership many times over and continue to do so. Hell, the free dinner itself was worth the membership, LOL.

‘Til later players!

Welcome back. Had a little Friday Night Fucking last night, so couldn’t get to finishing off my vacation story, but here we go.

So I arrive in Fort Lauderdale, get to the hotel (the swank Westin Diplomat) and pay my $300 bucks to get a badge (wow, expensive much? I better get enough pussy to cover the cost). I proceed to take a nap, cuz you know when you’re going to be up all night getting down, you don’t want to be running on half-charged batteries.

Player Interlude: You can checkout some photos of the whole event, parties and especially the chicks here: Internext Photos.

I woke up and decided to check out the pool action, it was sort of empty. Whatever, I know I’ll be meeting a ton of women at night once the drinks start to kick in. I chilled, talked to some folks (many who had ZERO game, it was hilarious watching them TRY and impress chicks with their cash), got a bunch of free drinks and shots and generally got into the mood. I hopped across the street to this fine Sports Bar named Rivals where I spent my dinner time flirting with the delicious waitress; potential, definitely potential.

The main shindig at night was some party in the hotel ballroom. I headed on over, slightly toasted to discover a LOT of folks getting their groove on. They setup some classic arcade games all around and had chicks body painted like classic games: check out Ms. Q-Bert below:

Body Painted girl who seems to like playing Q-Bert

Putting on my usual charm, I started wandering around keeping mental note of solid prospects. I got to lick a few breasts here and there and by the time the party started wandering out into the hall, I was definitely ready to score some pussy! I started walking towards the hotel lobby and this hot blond spinner, looking as hammered as I was, came up to me and said ‘where are YOU going?’ Another green light question, I hope you guys are taking notes.

I told her I was going to go back to my room to raid the mini-bar and asked if she wanted to join me. She did (obviously). We jumped in the elevator and got back to my room where I had some vodka, and we had a few shots. I didn’t want her to have too much though, for two reasons: a passed out or puking girl isn’t much use, and mini-bars at this hotel were expensive!

We had regular small talk when I decided to get more comfy and see hwo she reacted. I went to the bathroom and came out only in my boxer shorts, sporting a half-wood. Her eyes went to it and lit up and I knew I was in. I told her she would be comfier with less on as well and that’s all it took. We were doing the dirty dirty within moments, with her getting her hands and mouth all over my hardened member. I won’t name names, but this ‘Amateur Web Slut’ was definitely NO amateur!

She took good care of herself so I decided I’d give her a little treat and went to town with my tongue and fingers on her sweet pink love hole. I got her to squirt about three times before I decided I better give her the real deal penetration before she tears my head off. We flipped thorugh a variety of about 9 positions and after I climaxed the second time, we passed out. She left a few hours later saying she had to get back to her room before her boyfriend knew she was gone! Bonus - some of you might think it wrong, but hey if her boyfriend was giving it to her properly she wouldn’t have come to me.

I checked out the pool scene which was dead except for a security guard I chilled with for a bit, then hit bed myself to get a few more hours sleep before Day 2. Which I’ll tell you about later because I have a date right now, yet another hottie I picked up on off XXX Blackbook - if you haven’t tried it yet, do it now!

Hey guys and gals (mostly guys!),

You are probably wondering what Good ‘Ol Jake has been up to since my last post. I promised to chronicle my daily adventures for your viewing pleasure and well, quite frankly, I haven’t lived up to that promise by not posting anything at all for the past 18 days. My sincerest apologies, but I have GOOD REASON! I’ll tell you all about it now.

First off, I decided to hit Hollywood, FL and attend a show/party called Internext. Why would a guy like me pay $300 to atend such a show? My reasons were two-fold. First off, I wanted to get to meet the guys who run the sites I use to pickup face-to-face and tell them thanks for making it sooooo easy for me to get laid! All the top programs had their guys at the show, like Fling, Amateur Match, Adult Friend Finder and XXX Blackbook. Second, what better place to try my game than in an open-bar environment filled with hot, horny pornstar chicks!

I knew this was going to be a good trip the moment I stepped on the plane. I F’N HATE airports in the USA and their backwards, inefficient way of doing things; but hey, I need to get where I’m going, right? Luckily I had a red-eye flight, so the airport wasn’t crowded and I breezed through. My first practice round at the bar near my gate where I sat down for a heavy Long Island. The chick working the bar at this hour was probably near MILF status, she had to be at least 30. She sat and flirted with me and even gave me a free shot. Problem was, by the time she’d be off her shift I’d be well on my way to Florida. Game-killing news. I made thebest of things though and got her digits, for future use. You just KNOW a girl working the airport bar in her Thirties is game for some hardcore fucking action!

NOW BOARDING! Time for me to hit the head and hop on my seat. I’ve never flown first class in my life, so I’m sued to the lame leg room and cramped space that is coach, but I managed to luck out here; the flight was half-empty, allowing me to take up a full row to myself! Excellent. Now on to my next item of business, to chekc out the talent. No one caught my eye on the plane, however there was one flight attendant who I’d let suck my dick. After a few $5 mini-bottles of Jack, that is. Ever since security once confiscated my cell phone for a few naked photos on it, I’ve only brought my phone with me in my luggage; so unfortunately you aren’t gonna get any pics of this chick, but you’ll have to elt my words paint you a picture. She was probably about 5′8″, looking tired like this was the last shift of her night. I’d guess she was maybe 28-29, slim and African American. I’m personally not big on the black girls, but hey what the hell, I’m on vacation right? I love their little flight attendant skirts and pantyhose and she looked good in it; my only complaint was her breasts were a little on the small side, her shirt was buttoned all the way up to the top (sign of a prude!) and her face was maybe a 5/10.

I kicked back and bought myself a 2-pack of Jack Daniels along with a Sprite Zero mixer (gotta save those calories where you can!). Soon enough, the black attendant comes back along and sits in the row beside me, staring my way. I decide to ask her for another 2-shot round, and offer her one. She says she can’t because of airline regulations blah blah blah. This is looking like a failure. She brings my drinks and sits back down and starts some small talk, asking where I’m going and what I’m doing. I have an option to make here; lie and make up some bullshit she *might* like to hear, or tell her the truth and risk her freaking out at such a ‘pervert’. If there’s anything I’ve learnt, more chicks are into ‘perverts’ than you would think!

I tell her about the show I’m heading to and she simply states ‘wow, that sounds like a fun time!’. She asks if I produce any porn and I say not professionally, but I have my own private video collection. She smiles wryly. Ok, things are picking up now, as she just gave me what is known as a ‘green light’. I ask if she wants to come sit beside me and she immediately does. We start caressing each other and I ask her about the Mile High Club. She says she’s thought about it before but never went through with it. I tell her I’ve just never been in the right situation (a blatant lie), until now. We look around and everyone is pretty much asleep or not paying attention in our direction, except for another male flight attendant who is staring our way. We start making out and fondling each other and I undo my pants to give her easy access. I didn’t plan to be able to fuck with this dude watching, but I’d sure as hell take a blowjob! That’s just what i got; she wouldn’t take her clothes off and was scared of being caught, but I fingered her and rubber her breasts through her shirt and then guided her head down to my ‘head’.

Long story short, I busted a nut down her throat and she went off to the restroom. I pretended to fall asleep while she was gone and kept my eyes closed til it was time to get off (the plane, not me again haha). I gave her a quick smile as I left the plane, thinking this was going to be a hot time in Miami for sure!

I’ve gotta get caught up on some emails and shit now though, so let me continue the story later on today. Check back for the rest of my hot, steamy adventure in the hottest town in the USA (not to mention a bunch of pornstar action).

Hey guys,

You can check today off as a complete success. I went to meet the Prospect I posted about earlier, Gabby, down on Ventura at the Vineyard terrace to have a drink or two (it turned into a few more than that). This was our first meeting, after exchanging a few messages back and forth since Wednesday on Fling.

Gabby looked like her photo and came dressed in a Summertime dress, pump heels and sunglasses. Not that she’d be in her clothes for too long. We started off with some small talk, then as she seemed to get more comfortable (thank you Margaritas!), I switched up the subject to something more personal. I asked her, ’so tell me, have you ever hooked up online before?’. She looked a bit nervous so I made her feel mroe comfortable by saying ‘you don’t have to be shy, I know you are probably on sites like Fling for the same reasons I am. You’re a busy individual, tired of the bar/club scene and looking for something in common with someone who’s not a creep before hooking up. You don’t like wasting time, and neither do I’.

Not completely to my surprise, Gabby just moved in and forced her tongue into my mouth. We quickly ordered the tab and the only question was ‘your place or mine’? She opted for her place which suits me just fine, it was closer than my pad anyhow. She had a decent looking apartment, no dog or cat but just a fish in a bowl, and no sign of any kids or male presence. The perfect score.

We were soon in the bedroom and this chick really has a naughty side! She went down on me before I could say ‘Please’ and went to town. She’s had practice before I surmised, not that I’d ever say that to her. We went at it in a variety of positions before jumping in the shower, after which we shared another drink, exchanged numbers and I headed back to my place to write about it.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t feeling the vibe for taking photos with my cell, but I’m sure I’ll have another shot at it with this chick. She’s definitely going into rotation in my stable. I’m STARVING now though, so I’ll leave you with these words of advice: know what you want, go after what you want, get what you want. You’ve all heard women find confidence sexy; I’m walking proof.

Later players,

Hey guys,

Just a quick note that I was browsing my messages on Fling today and this 27-year old hottie I’ve been exchanging a few messages back and forth with since Wednesday wanted to go meet for a drink on a terrasse. Here is her profile photo:

Ok, so not the hottest face but I can work that body for a Sunday afternoon.

I’ll let you know how it goes later, don’t wait up!